Our Black Friday special: Oh Dear is free, until we've proven our worth Published on November 22, 2020 by Mattias Geniar @mattiasgeniar Mattias Geniar November 22, 2020 As an uptime monitoring service, we usually see 2 kinds of customers. For the first type, we're an easy sell, but the other needs a lot of convincing. ✅ "My site went down, I need monitoring!" ❌ "Why do I need monitoring if my site never goes down?" So our Black Friday promotion is dedicated to all those that aren't yet convinced you might need monitoring. (Spoiler: you probably need monitoring. 😉 ) When do you need monitoring? We can argue that you always need monitoring, but really - if you've never been bitten by downtime before, would we be able to convince you? To put it in the paraphrased words of Janet Jackson's "Got Till Its Gone": Don't it always seem to go That you don't know you need monitoring until it's too late We hear you Janet, we hear you. Oh Dear is free this week, until we've proven our worth For any new user that signs up this week, Oh Dear is and will continue to be fully free of charge. That is ... until we've proven our value to you. If we never have to send you a single alert for downtime or expiring certificates, you don't have to pay us. Ever. Think of it like an insurance policy, except one with zero downsides or monthly payments. Because we have a set of notifications that we consider critical and some we consider more like FYI's, we'll classify proving our worth as sending these kinds of notifications: Your site is down Your certificate is about to expire Your certificate has expired If you sign up today, you'll never have to pay for Oh Dear until we send you one of those notifications. From that point on, we've proven our worth to you and you're free to either let the account expire or subscribe to one of our plans. If we didn't convince you then, we probably never will. 😉 We won't ask for any payment information upfront to sneakily charge you, either. Our signup is just as simple as before, requiring just an email address and a password of your chosing. Offer valid between now & Black Friday This offer is valid for anyone that signs up as of now until Black Friday, November 27th, 2020. If you're confident you don't need monitoring, you have nothing to lose with this deal. 🔥
As an uptime monitoring service, we usually see 2 kinds of customers. For the first type, we're an easy sell, but the other needs a lot of convincing. ✅ "My site went down, I need monitoring!" ❌ "Why do I need monitoring if my site never goes down?" So our Black Friday promotion is dedicated to all those that aren't yet convinced you might need monitoring. (Spoiler: you probably need monitoring. 😉 ) When do you need monitoring? We can argue that you always need monitoring, but really - if you've never been bitten by downtime before, would we be able to convince you? To put it in the paraphrased words of Janet Jackson's "Got Till Its Gone": Don't it always seem to go That you don't know you need monitoring until it's too late We hear you Janet, we hear you. Oh Dear is free this week, until we've proven our worth For any new user that signs up this week, Oh Dear is and will continue to be fully free of charge. That is ... until we've proven our value to you. If we never have to send you a single alert for downtime or expiring certificates, you don't have to pay us. Ever. Think of it like an insurance policy, except one with zero downsides or monthly payments. Because we have a set of notifications that we consider critical and some we consider more like FYI's, we'll classify proving our worth as sending these kinds of notifications: Your site is down Your certificate is about to expire Your certificate has expired If you sign up today, you'll never have to pay for Oh Dear until we send you one of those notifications. From that point on, we've proven our worth to you and you're free to either let the account expire or subscribe to one of our plans. If we didn't convince you then, we probably never will. 😉 We won't ask for any payment information upfront to sneakily charge you, either. Our signup is just as simple as before, requiring just an email address and a password of your chosing. Offer valid between now & Black Friday This offer is valid for anyone that signs up as of now until Black Friday, November 27th, 2020. If you're confident you don't need monitoring, you have nothing to lose with this deal. 🔥